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Twas the middle of finals, and all through the states
many students ran out, of deoderant and colgate
And for days at a time, they're stinky breath grew
till their mouths smelled a lot, like Mike's sophmore shoes

And for this a bad famine spread wide through the land
and thier nostrils felt as if smote by God's hand
the students inhaled and their face made contortions
cause their breath was a stench of biblical proportions

No words could console thier now burning eyes
to stop all the pain the covered them with lye
and what else to thier wondering blindness now appeared?
but a tiny Saint nick, and ten rabid reindeer

And the reindeer tore through every village and town
As they were each mutated and weighed 5000 pounds
Each one stood as tall as a 10 story high rise
Each had wings like a bat and at night they would fly

the anger these reindeer had harbored for years
was unleashed upon man as the streets flowed with tears
and at night all the reindeer would take to the skies
and fire came forth from their nostrils and eyes

Rudolph's red nose glowed red like a coal
From it lava flowed like a doomsday bell toll.
And there were no more blueberry or apple pies
Under the watch of those reindeer's red glowing eyes

For whenever a baker would bake up his bread
he's trigger tortuous memories in these reindeers' heads
and the anger inside them would well up to a flood
And would raise up thier temper til it boiled thier blood.

And upon this sad baker their wrath would then fall
and burn up his operation, cranberry muffins and all.